kill-all-bronies:

pkmnpt:

finish this sentence: i am g

lad that peanut butter exists. i love running my fingers through the smooth, nutty mixture and slathering it all over my skin. the scent is so intoxicating; the texture, so invigorating. the saltiness calls to me, beckoning me like a siren. i yearn for the day that i can fully immerse my naked body into a giant tub of peanut butter

sexhaver:

fairycave:

sexhaver:

nobody in college gives a shit ive seen peope walking to class in heavy snow in sweats and a tshirt and flip flops ive seen people wear studio headphones in lecture ive heard so many professors curse its really some next level shit and high school did not prepare me for it

I was not prepared for university particularly this one lecturer that would slip in a photograph of fisting into presentations to check we were paying attention

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  • me watching the Olympics: oh wow, that was impressive!
  • announcer: ANOTHER DISASTROUS MISTAKE!